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Zoom Schnauzer love.

Schnauzer love.

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When all is said and done, the one sole condition that makes spiritual happiness and preserves it is the absence of doubt.

— Mark Twain in Eruption

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Zoom Burrito loves her moo-toy.

Burrito loves her moo-toy.

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We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented, which was human liberty.

— Mark Twain - Foreign Critics speech, 1890

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History has tried hard to teach us that we can’t have good government under politicians. Now, to go and stick one at the very head of the government couldn’t be wise.

— Mark Twain- New York Herald, 26 August 1876

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The Christmas holidays have this high value: that they remind Forgetters of the Forgotten, & repair damaged relationships.

— Mark Twain - in a letter to Carlotte Welles, 30 December 1907

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Zoom Burrito & Santa. It’s love. Merry Christmas!

Burrito & Santa. It’s love. Merry Christmas!

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Zoom Happy Thanksgiving!!

Happy Thanksgiving!!

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Communism is idiocy. They want to divide up the property. Suppose they did it — it requires brains to keep money as well as make it. In a precious little while the money would be back in the former owner’s hands and the communist would be poor again.

— Mark Twain, a Biography

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